This is for Internet Junkies

1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses. 2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every now and then would be appreciated. 3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. 4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail. 5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. 6. I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least once a year. 7. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I m not a clock watcher. I . will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical sicne my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then. 8. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" 9. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it. 10. I will think of a password other than "password." 11. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!