Thursday, June 29, 2006

Psychic Chat

jokes world-forums2.jpg A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.

The psychic’s eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually, a voice comes, saying, “Granddaughter? Are you there?”

The granddaughter, wide-eyed responds, “Grandma? Is that you?”

“Yes granddaughter, it’s me.”

“It’s really you, Grandma?” the woman repeats.

“Yes, it’s really me, granddaughter.”

The woman pauses a moment, “Grandma, I have just one question for you.”

“Anything, my child.”

“When did you learn to speak English?”

2 comments:

Yuri Romanov said...

hahaha that is so funny! I remember having a psychic chat with a good friend with her funny experience as well.

Anonymous said...

Funny stuff! A bit of psychic humor goes a long way. Do you have any more good ones?